I\’m Alex, and I\’m 9 years old. Whenever I come home from school, I like to play. With my friends, my cat and even my fish! My sister can\’t play along, because she\’s a girl and evil! Whenever I hurt myself I get to go to the toy store with my mother. I get to choose whatever I want! But now you\’re here, let me tell you a story! Once upon a time, there was a knight called...